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Here are examples of ready-made texts for a dedicatory inscription on a book. Most texts include wishes, they are quite universal and can be addressed to both a man and a woman, as well as to a colleague, girlfriend (friend), boss, etc. All names are used only for convenience of presentation, do not forget to change them to the ones you need.

If you want to add even more wishes to the text, you can select them from.

With love and faith in you, your abilities, your talents and your bright mind.
Dear Sidor Sidorovich Sidorov, in memory of a joint project to strengthen social ties between representatives of various groups. Best wishes.
To a man with a capital M, dear friend and like-minded person Kharitonov Khariton Kharitonovich. With wishes of longevity, success and happiness.
To precious Alla Semyonovna from Irina and her family, as a sign of great respect and friendship.
Please accept this wonderful chronicle of the history of the Volga region as a gift from the creative team. And let it inspire you to new noble deeds, instill confidence in your strength, because a region with such a history truly deserves a wonderful future.
With sincere wishes for personal growth, development and new victories.
To the respected chief from the team of the 3rd department with sincere gratitude for optimism, determination, humanity and high ethical principles.
This book is a sign of my admiration for your attitude towards life, work and the world around you... Always remain the same thoughtful, sincere and inquisitive. And let your deeds speak better than you about your virtues.
May you always have the determination to change your life. With love, your friends.
Don’t count the years you’ve lived, it’s better to re-read this book... and just move forward without looking back.
This book will make your evenings even more comfortable, and your inner world even deeper.
I want your path to success to be easy and that’s why I’m giving you this book. It will help clarify some things that will help you achieve your dream.
Let all the doors you need always open before you, just as this book opens - easily and on demand.
Let this book help you find your place in the sun and take it forever.
This gift is a sign that I always remember the day you were born and consider this day my personal, great holiday.
Dear Pyotr Petrovich! I admire your erudition and fantastic hard work. With respect and good wishes, Maria Ivanovna Sidorenkova.
For outstanding academic achievement and exemplary behavior. Let all your plans come true. With love, mom.
For a good memory of happy days spent together, in which there was time for everything.
Please accept my sincere admiration for your culinary abilities and this book, so that your talents develop further.
Accept this gift to your magnificent brain so that it will always have food.
Dear Ivan Ivanovich, with gratitude for your constant support.
Alyonochka, with gratitude for the beauty, the gift of warmth and the joy of communication.
Svetlanochka! This book is a gift from someone who loves you. I sincerely hope that you like it and help you realize your dreams. I put my soul and love into this gift... Accept them, don’t refuse. Live happily. Your faithful friend.
Let your life be like this wonderful fairy tale. Loving you, mom and dad.
Dear Vika! We wish that the wizards you meet on the pages of this book will teach you how to work miracles. With love, mom and dad.
With gratitude for your friendship and interesting communication. Everything will work out!
To Nikita's son from his father, as a memory of Kamchatka.
A feisty, independent and stunning friend who became a sister to me. With warmest wishes for happiness.
To my best friend, inspirer and mentor, with gratitude to fate for our meeting.
May there never be a burden in your life heavier than this book.
To a unique person, with gratitude for the good done, which I will never forget.
I want your clear mind, broad education and unerring taste to be the judge of this book.
The generosity of spirit you have shown has been a great support to me. This gift is a small part of my gratitude to you.
“Let the thoughts contained in a book be your capital, and the thoughts that arise in you after reading it be a percentage of it” (quote: Thomas Aquinas).
I give you this book because I want food for your mind to be not only tasty, but also healthy.
A book before your eyes is a guarantee that your brain will not dry out and grow old. I wish eternal health and longevity to your sharp mind.
Perhaps this book will become for you the shoulder that will help you realize yourself in the profession.
My dear friend! Thank you for the long memory of spiritual beauty and kindness.
Accept this source of priceless emotional space as a gift and let it bring only happy moments. Happy reading!
The stories in this book are amazing... But I wish you that your own story will surpass in brightness and beauty everything ever described in books.
I give you this book so that you always have something to replace communication with an empty person.
You may not find anything new in this book, but know: in the book of my life, all the best chapters are about you.
In gratitude for the gift of unforgettable impressions, wise thoughts, grandiose plans, dreams of long journeys, for brilliant reasoning, magical moments and funny incidents. I wish that all of the above never leave your life.
I give this book to a rare person, meeting whom I consider the most generous gift of fate.
Reading is not harmful, but not reading is harmful (Russian proverb)
If this book does not teach you anything new, it will help you better see what is already inside you... I wish that what you see will make you happy.
If you follow a book, you will gain wisdom (Russian proverb).
This is not just a book, but a magical tool for imparting wisdom. Enjoy it for your health.
I wish you not only to read this book, but also to chew it, and then digest it... It deserves it.
“...A house in which there are no books is like a body in which there is no soul” (quote by Mark Cicero). Start small and embrace this book, which will hopefully be the start of a large home collection.
By reading an author who writes well, you will get used to speaking well...
This book is ready to open up a new era of your life.
Knowledge is formed from grains of what you read, just as molecules are made from atoms, and a ruble is made from kopecks.
Books read decorate a person... I make my contribution and give you this injection so that your beauty becomes brighter.
Scientific literature saves from ignorance, and elegant literature from rudeness and vulgarity (quoted by N. G. Chernyshevsky).
This book will always give you kind and selfless advice.
This collection of Asian recipes made me dream that you would make them come true and invite me to a tasting.
This book, like any good literature, sharpens the mind, enlightens, strengthens the soul and dispels confusion in thoughts.
In the book you will find what others have found with great difficulty in everyday experience. She will help you understand everything.
This book will take you behind the scenes of the life that interests you.
I give you this storehouse of wisdom. I want to squeeze all the juice out of it, skim all the cream and get fat profit for my inner “I”.
This gift is a sign of my affection.
This book is my compliment to your intelligence.
One smart scientist said that only the Universe and human stupidity are infinite... and I would also add to his list the endless path of self-improvement. This book will help you on the path of internal transformation and will make you even closer to the ideal.
They say that the book a person chooses is the surest way to understand his mind and character. Both are beautiful in you... Therefore, I will make my contribution to your collection and leave a memory of myself in the form of this unusually interesting tome. I wish you and him to become good friends.
Not every experience needs to be gained at the cost of your mistakes. Life is learned from books and objects of art, perhaps more than from life itself... Take this chance, accept this book. She will explain a lot to you.
This book deserves to be a heartfelt companion in life.
When you read this book for the first time, you will realize that you have found a new friend. And when you read it again, you will see that you met an old friend. May each of your meetings be joyful and bring you new impressions.
I’m giving you not just a book, but an exciting journey... And most importantly, you can go on it without leaving the couch... and return to the places you like again and again, at any time you want.
With the help of this book, you will be able to talk with the best person of the past, and at the same time he will tell you only his best thoughts.
This book is a real savior. She will always console you if necessary, relieve you of boredom, save you from unpleasant communication, help you forget unpleasant people and laugh at them. But, most importantly, it will open the door to a wonderful world.
The merit of this book lies in the subtlety of its observations of the nature of man and things. No matter how many times you re-read it, you will always discover something new.
This book has immortalized a lot of wisdom. I want her to share this valuable treasure with you, because it is important for me to know what you think about everything that is written in it.
People who read books will always control those who watch TV... And so I wish you to belong to those who read.
This book is your assistant. He's beautiful:

always silent;
always ready to answer questions on your topic;
“goes silent” as soon as you stop needing it;
lies quietly on the sidelines, not demanding attention and waiting for people to remember about him.

He has no lectures, no complaints, you won’t feel guilty with him if you forget about him, and most importantly, you won’t get into trouble with him, but he will definitely bring benefits. I give it to you with the warmest wishes of happiness, love and success.

When signing a book, in addition to your wishes, you can include parting words, holiday congratulations (if the gift is dedicated to any holiday), words of gratitude, and something that will be interesting to read many years later.
You can use texts from the collection not only to sign the book, but also as verbal accompaniment when giving a gift.
At the end of each inscription it is customary to put a date and a signature. The date may be shortened, leaving only the month and year of the gift, or only the year. However, if the gift was made on a birthday, then the date is not shortened, it is written in full (day, month, year of delivery).
When signing a book by hand, try to format the text legibly (preferably in block letters)... It will be a shame if the memorable text turns out to be unreadable for the person to whom it is addressed.
When creating your own text, use it, it will help you choose the appropriate description specifically for your book.
If you don't find what you need on this page, use the collection.
If you sign a gift for a manager (boss), you must maintain subordination and avoid familiarity. Address yourself as “you” and do not use the word “beloved”, replacing it with “respected”. Avoid excessive flattery.
Before writing a message on a book, double-check and make sure that the text is not ambiguous for a specific person.

The tradition of giving gifts for any holiday is popular with both adults and children. But few people think about the fact that presenting a gift correctly is an art. This can be done solemnly, ceremoniously, or you can give this or that thing to a person, doing it in a light comic form. For each gift you can write a short comic poem. This will certainly cheer up the hero of the occasion and all the guests who have gathered to celebrate this event.

On what holidays is it appropriate to give such gifts?

There are many events in our lives that are usually celebrated on a grand scale. A comic gift with poems can be presented to friends, relatives or work colleagues. There can be many reasons for this: You can congratulate a person this way on New Year, birthday, anniversary or wedding.

It is worth noting that it is customary to give comic gifts with poems not only to the heroes of the occasion. They themselves can also organize a reciprocal action of giving small but pleasant surprises, playing it like a win-win lottery or an action of universal kindness.

Guests gathered at the holiday will be pleased to receive from the bride and groom or from the hero of the day, even a small but memorable gift. If you plan to thank your friends or relatives in this way, tell them about it at the very beginning of the event so that no one leaves early and can take part in the joke raffle.

How to write a poem for a gift?

A person with mastery of words can independently compose short comic poems for any gift. Here it is important to understand that when giving a certain thing, you should limit yourself to just a short comic quatrain, so as not to tire the hero of the occasion. Here are a few simple recommendations with which you can easily compose humorous poems for comic gifts:

A humorous gift should be neutral and not indicate any problems. Only then are you guaranteed to give a great mood to the hero of the occasion.

Examples of gifts and quatrains for them for women

If you need to give an original comic gift to a woman on the occasion of any event, but you can’t write poetry yourself, you can use ready-made examples of them.

Wine

You can give a bottle of wine to women of absolutely all ages. Even if the hero of the occasion is not a fan of strong drinks herself, she will be able to treat them to friends or relatives who unexpectedly come to visit. You can hand over a bottle of wine by saying the following words::

The holiday began a long time ago, Let's have fun and don't get bored! Well, for now we’re handing over the wine to the birthday girl.

Flowers

A bouquet of flowers is far from being a trivial gift, as many people think. Any woman will always be pleased to receive delicate and incredibly beautiful plants as a gift. You can present a bouquet with these words::

You are beautiful and sweet, You have driven me crazy with your beauty, Accept our answer - A wonderful bouquet!

Microwave oven

Household appliances can be given to women for any occasion. The main thing is to find out in advance that the hero of the occasion does not yet have such equipment. An indispensable item for the kitchen is a microwave oven. Do not think that a woman will not be happy with such a gift. A real housewife will always appreciate such a gift. You can give away a microwave oven with the following comic text::

In microwave mode, the dishes will become hot, so that you can cook deftly - Get a microwave!

Cosmetics set

High-quality and expensive cosmetics will never be superfluous. Any woman will be delighted with such a pleasant surprise. This short quatrain is suitable for presenting such a gift:

Your beauty is wonderful And your tender gaze is beautiful, So that you are always lovely, Here is a set of cosmetics!

Pillow

Don’t think that giving bedding gifts is bad manners. This is not true at all. After all, some women sometimes cannot afford to purchase, for example, an orthopedic pillow filled with healthy buckwheat, but they will be incredibly happy to receive it as a gift. You can give it like this:

On your beloved's bed You should sleep sweetly and sweetly, And that's why we give you a soft pillow under your ear!

Piggy bank toy

Today there are a large number of beautiful and original souvenir piggy banks on sale. Of course, the tradition of storing small amounts of money in the figures of various animals and cartoon characters is already a little outdated, but no one is stopping you from resuming this glorious custom. Buy a beautiful piggy bank in the store and be sure to pay attention to the fact that this ceramic splendor does not need to be broken to get money out of it. Now among the souvenirs there are special piggy banks with a hole at the bottom, closed with a convenient lid. This allows you to remove money from the figurine without breaking it. Here is a funny quatrain with which you can present a piggy bank as a gift to a woman:

Here's a toy for you - Not a bear with sawdust, You can collect money for yourself in a piggy bank!

Notebook

Birthday - on this day, I’m not too lazy to sing your praises! You are beautiful - there are no words, but there are no poems to write down.

I’ll give you a notebook, so that you don’t forget me throughout the next year, and make dates!

Candle

Let the burning flame of this candle play in your gaze in the evenings. I congratulate you - and don’t be silent, share your dreams and dreams with me.

Our affectionate home is pleasant and bright, You are the best woman on this planet! You surround me with reliable warmth, in which all the secrets, riddles, answers.

Beanbag

A rattle is not a toy, Not a postcard, not a cracker, But a gift is very loud, But cheerful, kind, ringing.

He will remind you of childhood, Joy, games and coquetry. You will remember the entertainment and lift your spirits!

Mittens

Let the warm mittens warm your hands, protect you and overcome the frost. You look at them and you will smile in response, And with this smile you will walk through life.

On your day, we congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts, And most importantly, we remind you - Be kind and bright, be sincere with us, And rays of happiness will flow in poetry.

rolling pin

You are a first-class housewife, And dumplings with potatoes fly from the plate straight into your mouth, little by little.

Roll out the dough quickly, bake a pie, love. Just don’t hit her husband, he’s obedient to you.

Beads

The beads on your swan neck shimmer in wondrous music. I am forever fascinated by beauty, And I am very excited by the congratulations.

I wish you happiness and continuation, Eternal youth, like a revelation. Holidays in life on ordinary days, Meetings and conversations with your friends.

Felt boots

Wow, what felt boots, they look great on your feet! Get dressed quickly, friend! — Suddenly the blizzard starts blowing again.

Let's go dancing for your birthday. Where are the sweets and jam? We congratulate you with all our hearts, Let's throw a feast like a mountain!

Barrette

Let the curls of your hair decorate my modest gift. I got to know you without any omissions or remarks.

Full of kindness and tenderness, you will not find a more beautiful woman. I'll raise a glass of wine to everything you hear now.

Nail polish

Your image is fabulous and languid, I’ll add a small touch. Accept my gift, even if it is modest, Believe me, I always remember you.

Your most beautiful hands, Let the pearl varnish adorn. You never know boredom, Our world blossoms with love.

Soap

My gift without a hint, Here I come, wash my hands! I feel lonely without you - My heart melts from boredom.

With freshness and purity, we revive the senses! Let's cheer everyone up with jokes and kindness!

Examples of gifts and quatrains for them for men

When congratulating a man on his anniversary, New Year or other event, you can also use humorous poems. This will cheer up the hero of the occasion and amuse the guests gathered at the holiday. Here is a list of popular gifts for men, the presentation of which can be played up with the help of comic quatrains:

Cognac

A bottle of good cognac is a great gift for a man of any age. You can present it with these words:

It’s not enough to be born cheerful; you need to be treated correctly. Here is a magic elixir - It will decorate any feast!

Perfume

A perfume set for real men is also a great gift. Everyone will like it, because it is an indispensable thing for daily use. You can present it using this comic quatrain:

So that you always attract women and success comes without any reason, We will give you, without any flattery, a perfume set for worthy men!

What can newlyweds do? Should we limit ourselves to wishing all the best or should we creatively approach its composition? Are you in desperate need of DIY wedding invitation ideas? Then ours is prepared just for you. At the following address you will find several options on how you can congratulate your teacher on his birthday.

Tea

Tea in a beautiful gift box is a wonderful present for a man. You can purchase it at any specialized store. In order for the gift to be to the taste of the hero of the occasion, find out in advance from his relatives what kind of tea he prefers: black or green, with aromatic additives or regular. You can give a gift box of tea with the following words::

We sincerely congratulate you and wish you to live without troubles, and also with this tea to finish any lunch!

Tea service

A tea set is an indispensable item in a household. Don’t think that only women will like such a gift. Any man will be happy to receive a beautiful porcelain set. Here is a short comic quatrain that is suitable for giving such a gift:

We have prepared a surprise - a porcelain set for you, Don’t get bored at the table - Drink tea from our cups!

Mobile phone

A mobile phone is an original and good gift for a man. Everyone without exception will be happy to receive it. You can present a new mobile phone with these words::

What is ringing piercingly? Can you hear this ringing? We are glad to give you a cool new phone!

Pen

If suddenly you want a message, Write it down and leave it for centuries, I took care here in advance - You, of course, need a pen!

Can you tell generations how life was in the twenty-first century, how your birthday was celebrated, and how we drank here today!

Vodka

I can’t remember any interesting stories by chance that started with “Would you like to drink this delicious, exquisite tea?”

But funny incidents that started with vodka - wow! And let him lead you to the climbs, and let the hangover wait!

Alarm

For modern man, in this turbulent age of ours, it is extremely harmful to one’s health to keep all the negativity to oneself.

Don’t lash out at your loved ones, Don’t look for scapegoats, I’ll give you an alarm clock, So that you can hate it!

Socks

To scatter around the house, To keep your feet warm. To feel worthy We all need socks.

So that when guests suddenly arrive, or you suddenly need to go to work, a pair of worn out socks, old, callous, does not cause everyone to be scared!

Beer

I decided to give you beer, I say this head-on, like a man. And without any beautiful words, keep your wishes from the heart.

I wish you strong nerves, And you value peace of mind: Although beer does not solve problems, But it makes life more pleasant!

Family panties

I am not a jacket or a shirt, I decided to give it to you. One of the most important items is Panties.

Cowards are like a symbol of power, the Crown is like that of kings. Whoever is wearing panties is in everyone's house and is in charge.

Handkerchief

My gift will be practical, And it will come in handy only when you feel the urge to sneeze, Straight from the heart, more than ever!

Not in the sleeve, not in the towel, not in the hand - God forbid! To look intelligent, carry a scarf with you!

Shovel

I was thinking about what to prepare for such a festive day. I don’t have money or curiosities, but I’ll give you a shovel!

You will bury all the problems, you will delve into the essence of things. Having dug out the treasure, you will become rich with my shovel!

Emergency sign (for motorists)

Let my gift gather dust, May it never become necessary for a motorist.

And let gasoline become more expensive, And let taxes rise. It’s important that things don’t come to this.

Keychain

I don’t know a more useful thing - It’s like a message from heaven! It unites the keys, adding weight to the pocket.

And in very boring moments, When you don’t know what to do, You ring the keychain with your keys, To spite everyone around you!

Giving a comic gift to the hero of the occasion needs to be done correctly.. If you are attending a large celebration hosted by a toastmaster or emcee, tell them in advance that the presentation of your gift will be special. Before congratulating you, let the organizer invite you and the hero of the occasion to the center of the hall. Ask him for a microphone so that all guests can hear your speech.

If the celebration takes place in a homely atmosphere, take the initiative into your own hands: ask for the floor and say that you have decided to congratulate the hero of the occasion in a special way. You should not give a gift with a straight face. Smile and give joy to your loved one! It doesn’t really matter what gift you give to your loved one, the main thing is that the kind words you say come from a pure heart! And ironic short poems will help you put in a good mood not only the hero of the occasion, but also the guests present at the event. Well, if a person has a voice and knows Spanish well, then why not give a gift with a song! We watch the following video about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jXrXClaWMI

Liana Raimanova 29 November 2018, 15:59

It is the inscription on the gift that makes it special and memorable. A properly signed gift left as a keepsake, show to friends, remembering the donor. Dedicatory inscriptions can be very different: solemn, pretentious, playful. The main thing is that it should not be offensive to the person.

How to beautifully and originally sign a souvenir for your loved one?

An inscription for a loved one should express the feelings of the giver. Gift signature templates are easy to find on the Internet. But you can approach the process creatively, and hide words and wishes under a washable layer of paint (like an instant lottery). This is easy to do at home.

Take a card with a heart drawn on it.
Paint it with acrylic paint. Wait for it to dry.
Mix acrylic paint half and half with dish detergent. Cover the heart with the mixture. Let dry.
In a beautiful font, write: “I love you” (or something of your choice).
Cover the lettering with chapstick.
Paint over it with clean acrylic paint. Everything is ready!
Place the card in the gift box. Be sure to indicate on the card with the heart that the writing needs to be erased.

An original wish for a loved one

For a loved one, words that contain your own desire will be appropriate. For example:

“Be always by my side!”
“In gratitude for the happy moments of life.”
“You are my gift of happiness.”
“I vow happiness only with you,” etc.

Engraving for memory – amazing thing. It is impossible to erase it. An engraved gift remains a memorable item for many years. It can be done on any surface: jewelry, watches, household appliances, pens, lighters, bottles of alcohol. If you need just such an indelible signature, contact the workshop. It's inexpensive.

For engraving often choose catchphrases, which have a special meaning. Read the aphorisms - you will definitely be able to find the appropriate phrase. For example, sign: “Omnia vincit amor.” This Latin phrase means “Love conquers all” and is an example of a memorable gift inscription for a loved one. Will very original and incomprehensible to others, will only become your secret message to your chosen one.

Engraving as a gift

Tags for gifts

Gift labels can look like tags. They are easy to make yourself. The following example will serve as a template for a DIY gift tag.

Take cardboard and cut out a maple leaf from it. Make a hole for the lace.
On a sheet of paper, write kind words with congratulations, for example, to the teacher.
Attach the leaf to the gift.
Color the tag in gold and orange tones to resemble an autumn maple leaf.
You can place your own photo on the reverse side.

Such gift tags are suitable as decoration for a gift from the class to the class teacher on Teacher's Day. Or choose any shape as a base and start making.

Gift tags

You can make beautiful black and white tags. They look sophisticated and elegant.

Suitable for decorating gifts for both men and women

The main background can be black and the applique white, or vice versa. Rectangular tags, consisting of two equal triangles in white and black, look very elegant. Such a label on a gift may also be accompanied by an inscription. For example, write in English the phrase: “Just for you...”, which means: “Only for you...” or compose your own congratulations in verse. Such a tag on a gift will have a double meaning. You will present not only the present itself, but also a poem.

Cool congratulatory inscription to a friend

Any box with a gift must be equipped with a congratulatory inscription. If the present is humorous, the wishes can also be humorous. But under no circumstances make offensive signatures or brand a person.

Great idea pack a small souvenir in several boxes according to the “matryoshka” principle, and attach a tag with congratulations and wishes to the last smallest container. So even on the label for a small gift, for example, a souvenir lighter, you can make an original inscription. A good example would be the following phrases: “If there is not enough fire in life, remember me”, “Burn through life, but don’t get burned, love, fly high!”, “Happy lighter. Brings good luck only to Andrey.”

Lighter with engraving

There are a lot of phrases, you can use ready-made template phrases or come up with your own. But they all must make sense and match the gift.

It is often not very convenient to write inscriptions on a souvenir toy, especially if it is small, then use homemade tags and labels.

Excellent words on a gift in the form of a mug for your beloved spouse would be: “It is more pleasant and nice for me to drink from my mug. My wife bought it for me and gave it to me for the holiday!”

The inscription may cheer up a person, make you smile and look at the giver with different eyes.

20 JOKING ANNIVERSARY GIFTS

Andrey! Congratulating you on your anniversary,
We don’t spare words (and feelings) for you!
Your 50 is just the middle
And there is no serious reason for worry.
We came here with pleasure today
And they brought you many gifts.
By the time we got there, we wandered around a bit...
The road to you has been long.

1. Here is a box of CANDIES...
True, they are no longer in it.
We ate them along the way...
Sorry - we couldn't resist!

2. Who, tell me, is not learned
Should I wash my hands with smelly SOAP?
Everyone is ready to wash their hands...
(Voice from the audience): So that there are no worms!

3. You've lost a lot of weight...
Maybe you haven't eaten for a long time?
Here in the glass there is MUSTARD -
Very tasty thing!

4. If the soup is with veal heart
Not sharp enough
Here's a bag of PEPPER -
Light a fire in your mouth!

5. If your mouth is burning, then you should
Have a glass... of lemonade.
Do not tolerate severe torture -
Dilute the DRINK with water.

6. I put it on the bottom
And MOROZHENKO is one thing... (rummaging in the basket) –
It seems to have melted
All that was left was a stick!

7. To prevent teeth from hurting,
So that there is no trouble,
Here's a toothpick made from spruce:
Better for meat food!

8. There is only one place in the house...
It's called
The gentle word “toilet”.
Here's a “balloon bouquet” for you!
We don’t feel sorry for this DEO:
It will smell like violet there!

9. In the evening you refresh yourself in the shower,
You wash your head, feet and ears there.
LIQUID SOAP - for children it...
It will wash away the fuel oil... And wash away... Wine.

Answer:
For Andreeva's hairstyle
Enough of this comb!

11. Here is a JAR... FROM UNDER LIQUID CREAM.
It’s a pity that it’s empty?... I don’t see the problem -
Do you need him? With such and such a face!
You're still doing great without the cream!

You can store buttons in a jar,
Maybe my wife won't forget to sew...

12. You’re a teetotaler here, aren’t you?
If you drink for an hour,
Then with this gift at once
You'll hit the mark on your shoes!
(SHOESPOON)

13. Cologne is a bit old –
He arrived from the Union.
Scent yourself with this rubbish -
You will become an indoor geranium.

14. Here is a CITRAMON TABLET.
Just accept it
From that cologne
Your head will hurt.

15. From “economic” feelings,
And also romantic
I'll give you another CANDLE!
And I want to tell you:
Consume electricity
Reasonable amount!

16. If you are alone now,
Smell the WINE CORKS!
Memories will come to life
About parties, about dates.

17. If you have problems with hearing,
With left or right ear,
So that you can listen to your wife -
Know: it's time to clean your ears!
(“EAR CLEANERS”)

18. If the lot has become bitter,
If the white light is not nice,
Here is a VALIDOL tablet -
Will revive the ardor of the heart!

19. Are you going to bed? Teeth on the shelf!
Here is the COOKIDENT. This thing is not without meaning!
In the morning, take your jaw out of the glass -
You will become handsome! I'm not lying!

20. And another ENVELOPE without a stamp –
Yellow-yellow, bright-bright!
It looks simple though
And it's still empty...

But I want to please you with this envelope:
You can put 100 euros in it.
I'll give you a little to start with,
But the rest - report it yourself!

If desired, similar scenarios can be found on my page:

"A Dozen Comic Gifts"

Here's the baby in front of you

The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that I would be silent more in life (they give me a pacifier).

Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He's yours! Hooray!

We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

We thought we were guessing

We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the summer milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! This is nonsense!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!

there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Don't part with him now,
Take him to sleep with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

Hello, dear friend!
Happy birthday to you!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised,
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never lets you down! (Toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)

4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)

7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)

8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely,
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).

For birthdays we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (.50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
Rise before the sun,
Start up, don't forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, it's a sad case!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!

All in chorus: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!

“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

Even though you have a birthday today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will be useful in the household (they give a nail as a gift)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (they give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (they give you a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (they give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
There is some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).

We present the birthday boy with a GIFT - a large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.

1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!

2. This is a health indicator!

3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!

4. This is an astronaut's dream!

5. This is a book lover's best friend!

6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”

7. This is something that everyone, if not bows, then bends their knees to!

8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!

9. This is a porn photocopier!

10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!

(The hero of the day turns it around, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)

Our dear birthday boy!
Even though you’re no longer [and] fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! —
We came here with gifts.

Birthday boy, dear!
We come to you with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would like a drink like this
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are happy to give generously.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
No regrets -
They barely got it.

(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift).

Gift No. 1.

Look here:
It says "WATER" here.
And although there is no water here,
Let us emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

Gift No. 2.

Here's another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” is from childhood:
Do you remember - summer, stadium...
100 meters in physical...
Gatherings in the yard...
There were cigarettes too -
You won't deny it though?
Even though you haven't smoked for a long time,
We donate the pack anyway.
One has only to take a glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide your stash in it!

(with these words they present a cigarette pack, preferably empty)

Gift No. 3.

Look how beautiful she is
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(with these words an empty beer can is presented)

Gift No. 4.

Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the gift back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)

Gift No. 5

Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings?
Who collects coins...
Wrappers are still more reliable:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving sweets to friends,
Take off the candy wrappers at the same time.

(at this place they present a candy wrapper)

Gift No. 6

And made of refractory steel
We'll give you a pin.
You ask: why suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say: “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior..." —
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(with these words an ordinary steel pin is presented)

Gift No. 7

Look here, buddy:
This is a matchbox!
You say it's a small thing? No, not like that:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you're not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But from now on you will be able to
Light a fire in your soul!

(with these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8

We are happy to give you
This lipstick tube.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife is for you!

(at this place an empty tube of lipstick is presented)

Gift No. 9.

Look how cute it is:
At least the jaw is still there,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)

The hero of the day is ready to receive
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like you made a mistake...
But we will hardly repent -
With a simple, ordinary thread
Somehow it’s more common to act.
But if you made a mistake, it doesn’t matter:
They will always come in handy!

(these words are used to present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)

Gift No. 10.

And now it's serious
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, dental!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth giving it?
Because buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But let's give it away - really!

(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case)

Gift No. 11.

We're giving away a cup! Yes, friends?
Look - she's yours!
Do you know if you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
Why? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are the same as usual.
Drink from your usual container!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't get bored!
Drink a Pepsi if it's hot.
Isn't it better to drink from a gift?

(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented)

Gift No. 12.

That's it, the gifts are over.
But no: the envelope is without a stamp!
Suddenly there will be some reason,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, or even a note -
After all, it’s a long way to the post office!
However, it’s better not to delay,