There are a lot of jokes and stories associated with traffic police officers today, both good and bad. This is due to the fact that people working in the state traffic police behave completely differently. Eat good people, and there are some not so much. One way or another, they bring benefits and perform very important functions in society. Therefore, if among your acquaintances, relatives or friends there are those who are involved in road regulation, then this is an excellent reason to think about preparing appropriate congratulations.
At the same time, cool congratulations on the Day of the State Traffic Safety Inspectorate (GAI) will perhaps become the best option, which you can only count on. Jokes are always relevant, original and fun. Naturally, if these are the right jokes. Coming up with them is often not so easy. However, we offer you exactly the kind of jokes and jokes that you need. Take a closer look at this section and you will see that we are telling the absolute truth.
At Vlio we tried to collect the best thematic works from all over the Internet, so you just have to choose the most suitable ones. Arm your congratulatory arsenal with them, and not a single person you know will be left without warm and cheerful words spoken to them.
On traffic police day I wish you
Honest service without worries.
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
May luck prevail
Only friendship will be true,
And harmony in the family.
The service will only be a joy,
Be doubly happy!
Congratulations on mobile
A traffic policeman celebrates his holiday
Today he is cheerful, he sings songs.
He doesn’t notice overtaking or undercutting,
And he doesn’t take fines today.
Congratulations to the traffic police workers,
Behind kind heart, for the affectionate look.
For their edifying lectures,
Because they always want to help us so much.
Happy Traffic Police Day!
May the days be wonderful
Work will become easy
And small worries!
May your family love you,
Respected by all friends
There will be no violators
And fate will love you!
Happy Traffic Police Day, inspector!
You stand at your post like a lecturer,
You wave your staff like a pointer,
You are a tip for drivers.
Be on the lookout, on the alert,
May good luck be at your post
Like an angel, he protects
And he will send drivers
Cute and skillful
To know their business
And they smiled along the way,
And they obeyed the laws!
We wish you from a pure heart
Success and victories everywhere.
We sincerely congratulate you
Today, on the day of traffic police!
May your service always make you happy,
In your career - only grace!
And let your male friendship
Life will prosper!
Happy traffic police day!
Do you hear the holiday steps?
He is the one who walks strictly
On the highway and on the roads,
Punishment for violators,
Helping honest people!
Alcoholics are fined
Examining the rest!
Hello to all traffic cops!
Wishes for many years to come
Easy, interesting service
And a fast, honest career!
Happy traffic police day!
From the bottom of my heart I want to say,
Let the paths lead you
To those places where everything is A+.
Where are the drivers decent
They drive sober with a belt,
They know the rules very well
They don't chat while driving.
Where traffic cops are held in high esteem
Where are they as an example for everyone?
Overall, fabulous work!
May success find you!
Who is on the road for us?
Supported to the extent necessary,
Who regulates the traffic?
A stream of cars stood in front of the rod!
Total traffic police today is a holiday,
We hasten to congratulate you,
So that there is happiness and health,
Goodness and joy in stock!
Let traffic cops often suffer,
And the driver often scolds,
Without reproaches and unnecessary words,
Get the fools off the roads.
Always be happy in abundance,
And there is less chaos in the family,
On traffic police day I wish you health,
I congratulate all traffic cops.
It's Traffic Police Day and that means wages are being raised.
Maybe they’ll give you a bonus, or they’ll update the “basin”!
They wish you faithful service, again the authorities congratulate you.
They read their lecture and want a promotion.
But don’t be discouraged, my friend, stop the violations,
Slow down the hooligans and take your license by force.
Clean out all your pockets and take the registration certificate.
It is a paradise! – Not just a service, we congratulate you together.
Every year on July 3, traffic police officers celebrate their professional holiday- traffic police day. Russians have long had something like a tradition that is not written down anywhere - black jokes and funny anecdotes about traffic policemen, as well as bitter stereotypes about an unclean hand. Meanwhile, today there are more and more cars on the streets. Trucks and cars, with automatic and manual transmission. Every year the situation on the roads becomes more and more tense. It is necessary to control both experienced drivers and greenhorns in the automotive business, who may accidentally break a couple of dozen rules; we’ll forgive newcomers for this. So, it is worth appreciating the work of traffic inspectors and wishing them to remain as honest as possible in their work.
We run away - they catch up...
Holes and fines are quietly slapped...
The car is taken to the impound area,
And they help when they steal...
And they help when they catch up -
In the future we will be discouraged from violating
Completely desire. This is how it happens.
If you violated it, then it’s your own fault.
And movement vectors have nothing to do with it!
So it’s not a sin to congratulate you on Traffic Police Day
To car lovers, traffic inspectors!
Alain Delon was driving once, breaking the rules,
What amused the Russian inspectors a lot...
And I had to stop the actor at the side of the road:
- So, the signs on the car are somehow askew...
Despite the fear and risk
There were no fines.
The artist was grateful -
Sang, taking off his hat:
- Well, what would I do without you?!
Where would you go?!
From now on you are my friends
Road police!
There is always morality, in everything -
Who was not familiar with the patrol,
He will not appreciate the benefits of the rules of those movements!
Happy holiday - Traffic Police Day!
Buying a Mercedes without unnecessary formalities
Some guy sold it out of need -
I was rushing, but the traffic cop whistled for me,
Lieutenant from the traffic police.
And even though I didn't speed,
The guard stopped for nothing, -
But I didn’t regret it at all -
The inspector was so good looking!
I looked with a stupid smile,
While he was crawling under the hood,
On his bright red lips
And heavenly colored eyes.
And then this wonderful man,
What appeared as if from heaven,
He kicked me out of my car -
It turned out that he was wanted "to the extent".
She walked and glowed with happiness:
"Mercedes" is under arrest,
But the lieutenant, having said goodbye,
He asked me for my phone number.
I won't find any money
I'll take the stick soon
And I’ll go to work for her
I'll swing harder
It doesn't matter that it's cold,
If you love to work
You will never stop loving.
May your work be a joy,
May the family be strong!
And on the table there is cognac and sprats,
Glasses with the sound of crystal!
And holiday wishes,
So that they scatter at the table,
Dear Inspection,
Friends for everyone who drives!
My dear (name), my inspector!
Since I've had you,
My spotlight only shines on you,
I will always give you honor!
Serving in the traffic police is not easy!
In the cold and heat - you are on duty.
And you smell the alcohol
Like a pro - right away!
I love and respect you.
I hope you understand me
What I always worry about
When you go to work.
And may they not pay you much -
You are always valuable to me!
And may you have enough health
Serve in the traffic police, serve the family!
Every day, regardless of the weather, time of year, holidays, weekends or workdays, they protect our peace of mind on the roads - they are state traffic inspectors. We hasten to congratulate all professionals on the traffic police holiday and wish with all our hearts fewer accidents on the roads, more friendly people and much, much more that we have prepared in verse. These congratulations on traffic police day funny sms will help you already on July 3rd to congratulate a colleague, acquaintance, or friend on the holiday in the morning.
Happy Traffic Police Day, guys!
It's safe on the roads
Because you are fasting,
Risking lives often!
Even a reckless driver, drunk
He’s afraid of you, he circles you -
From Inspector Cool
Nothing escapes!
You are all “traffic cops”
We are used to calling!
Today is Happy Traffic Police Day
Let's congratulate everyone!
Low bow to you for everything!
It's safe on the roads
Because violations
You stop it perfectly!
***
The rod is like a zebra striped!
Happy Traffic Police Day, guys!
You serve with honor,
The intruder will be pinned down!
You will fine anyone
Who doesn't care about traffic rules?
And he respects for this
You, inspectors, people!
***
May they always be respected
All traffic rules!
Today is your holiday, friends!
Happy Traffic Police Day everyone!
The work may not be easy,
But we can’t do without you!
Anyone would behave as he wanted,
Reckless or fool!
***
Speed limit is so important
On city roads!
Road accidents claim hundreds
Every year of human lives!
Day and night make sure that
Traffic rules were followed!
Your holiday is the third of July!
Happy Traffic Police Day to all of you!
***
Safe movement,
Like a multiplication table
Observe on the roads
Everyone needs to know the traffic rules!
After all, the inspector is in strict uniform
Help everyone on the road!
And today is your holiday
Our hero celebrates!
Turned the wrong way, onto red
The light flies or overtakes!
Let the inspectors be afraid
Who breaks the rules?
Professional holiday
The traffic cop is celebrating!
For traffic
Security is in charge!
***
We wish that on the roads
There weren't many fools!
Calmly so that you can carry out your fast,
And the violations were stopped!
On your third of July holiday,
So that at home at the table on a chair
You would like to celebrate from the bottom of your heart!
There would be no emergency at work!
***
Inspector and regulator,
Be it a lieutenant or a general!
We wish today is a holiday
You celebrated yours calmly!
The traffic police don't keep cowards,
You are all eagles, as luck would have it!
Let it be at home or at work
The table will be set today!
***
Shoulder straps and uniform adorn you!
Drivers respect all traffic police!
We are proud of you! Dangerous, difficult
The inspector's service is very important!
And in rain and snowstorms, you always fast!
And all violations will be stopped immediately!
May there be no traffic on the roads on this holiday
Machines of twisted, broken destinies!
***
Let there be no accidents in the service,
You are a senior lieutenant, a brave guy!
The State Inspectorate doesn't keep cowards,
You show great promise!
We officially congratulate you,
And we wish you to rise in your career!
Road safety
Everyone will comply, without a doubt!
***
Asphalt and headlights before your eyes -
Your work day after day!
We wish you ups and downs in your career,
The green light is on fire!
Please accept our congratulations,
Traffic police officer You!
And who violates traffic rules -
They can't even blow their heads off!
The third of July has arrived!
Let me, my traffic cop, kiss you!
Happy holiday, dear! Let it be on the road
There will be fewer moral monsters!
To drivers knew the rules,
And they were never violated!
***
Congratulations on Traffic Police Day!
Respect us, sit down at the table!
The shift is over, the holiday has arrived -
Stop writing the protocol for you already!
Let's raise a glass to your colleagues!
Let the uniform with shoulder straps rest!
Tomorrow you will take up your post again!
Well, in the meantime, a treat awaits you!
***
Come on, colleagues, comrades, friends,
Let's raise our glasses to your celebration! Hooray!
And we all dream of how soon it will come
It’s such a time on our roads -
That everyone observes and does not violate,
And we only wish: “Good luck on your journey!”
Happy Traffic Police Day! We don't abuse
After all, tomorrow morning we have to go to work!
***
The driver reluctantly takes out the documents,
For the traffic police inspector to check them...
Another car after inspection
He rushed off into the distance, and his noise had already died down!..
Day by day this is your job,
Although so often you risk yourself!
May your holiday service be peaceful today!
You will always give a fight to the offender!
We wish you strong nerves,
Make it easy to work!
Happy Traffic Police Day, guys!
On the roads of fools
Let it not happen! And the driver
Everyone will be only happy -
When everyone is friends with traffic rules,
You can drive without obstacles!
***
We wish everyone new titles,
Happy holiday to you!
Fewer fines and protocols!
More laughter and jokes!
So that all the drivers are
Sober, don't drink and drive!
Happy Traffic Police Day to all of you!
May there be success in your service!
***
Alas, there are a lot of problems on the roads!..
But you solve them day by day!
How great it would be if it didn’t happen at all
Drivers who do not fasten their seat belts
Neither drunk, nor impudent, nor reckless -
There will be no accidents, no visits from doctors!
We wish you this on Traffic Police Day,
And we congratulate you on this holiday!
***
Traffic on the roads must be safe,
You keep an eye on this even for your own holiday!
Thank you for that! Happy Traffic Police Day, dear ones!
Stop working, it's time to go home to the table!
***
Let the salary be big
And the work is safe!
On Traffic Police Day, guys,
Let's celebrate your holiday with great style!
Violators today
Let them not get behind the wheel,
So that he can stand on duty calmly
On holiday, valiant patrol!
***
The rod is like a continuation of hands,
Be sure to follow all your movements!
Third of July - today is your holiday,
Traffic Police Day! Even a first grader knows
That everyone must obey traffic rules!
Don't even think about breaking them!
Congratulations are still to be continued
Who is on the road for us?
Supported to the extent necessary,
Who regulates the traffic?
A stream of cars stood in front of the rod!
Total traffic police today is a holiday,
We hasten to congratulate you,
So that there is happiness and health,
Goodness and joy in stock!
Fighting and serious-faced,
You are good at dangerous work,
Happy Day - Traffic Cop Day
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
May God give you good luck, health, perseverance,
Understanding and love in the family,
So that there is as little sorrow as possible,
Evil and crimes on earth.
We wish you from a pure heart
Success and victories everywhere.
We sincerely congratulate you
Today, on the day of traffic police!
May your service always make you happy,
In your career - only grace!
And let your male friendship
Life will prosper!
The road is your patrimony,
Today I sincerely wish
So that only true friends
They helped you throughout your life.
Tell the traffic police officers
I want you not to forget -
We need to respect each other
And fewer transport battles.
We, road keepers, have something to remember!
Defenders of order and people!
Our law is incorruptible! Our look is strict!
We are committed to our work!
Less “Interceptions”, reckless people!
Let there be only order and peace!
How our heart beats hot,
The system will be more united and stronger!
We are not afraid of either cold or heat!
And day and night at the traffic police post!
Health and happiness to you, inspector!
Good luck and good luck in your work!
You can be serious and painfully stern,
But nothing can be done here.
And all because the law is like this,
To be careful while driving, friends.
You raise the rod - I lose speed,
I present you with my documents,
But on the road it’s calmer with you,
Happy traffic police day!
The road order is constantly monitored,
And they will arrive in a controversial situation.
Then they fly in pursuit of a drunk driver,
They stand in the rain with a gloomy face.
Today we have to thank them,
After all, without them there would have been chaos on the road.
Happy Traffic Police Day we will congratulate them together,
Meet with bread and salt at the doorstep of houses.
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In Russia, every year in the summer, on July 3rd, Traffic Police Day is celebrated. This holiday was dedicated to the valiant employees wearing a reflective vest and a striped stick; without them there would be no order on the roads. On this day, it is customary to congratulate traffic police officers who courageously perform their duty in any conditions, risking their lives in the process. Cool congratulations happy traffic police day in verse will allow you to pleasantly surprise your colleagues and acquaintances who guard the open spaces of the roads. Every year the traffic police reaches a new level in road safety, let us thank them for this.
Hello, good guard
With a striped stick,
Today is a difficult day,
You will be rich!
No, not a bribe or a fine,
I'm honest today
I'll just congratulate you
Just for fun.
You will become rich in soul,
I say without laughing,
Traffic Police Day is yours today!
That's it, well, I'm off!
Kohl on a striped rod
I'll fly today
I’ll say: “Hi guys,
I want to congratulate you!
It's boring on the road without traffic police,
No flashing lights and sirens,
May our friendship grow stronger
No problem this holiday!”
We, road keepers, have something to remember!
Defenders of order and people!
Our law is incorruptible! Our look is strict!
We are committed to our work!
Less “Interceptions”, reckless people!
Let there be only order and peace!
How our heart beats hot,
The system will be more united and stronger!
We are not afraid of either cold or heat!
And day and night at the traffic police post!
Health and happiness to you, inspector!
Good luck and good luck in your work!
It's not easy for the average person to understand
As in the traffic police, work is not easy,
We wish you career growth,
Borrow best places.
You move forward in your career,
Don't regret anything at all
The main thing is to remain worthy,
And the Lord will help you in everything.
Stand by the side of the road and look
If something happens, catch up with the messenger,
After all, you are a brave traffic police officer,
Be more careful at your post.
Let it be difficult at times,
But the radar is always near you,
And you wave your staff - your hand,
Intruder! - stand still.
Happy traffic police day, let them congratulate you,
All the bosses, friends and family,
On this day all the fines are yours,
Be healthy our traffic policeman.
Hey, traffic cop, take a rest,
After all, today is Gaia's day.
Put the rod on the shelf,
Cross your legs.
Let the authorities not disturb you,
Once a year - I hope you can,
On holiday, breathe easy,
Take a break from work.
Let traffic cops often suffer,
And the driver often scolds,
Without reproaches and unnecessary words,
Get the fools off the roads.
Always be happy in abundance,
And there is less chaos in the family,
On traffic police day I wish you health,
I congratulate all traffic cops.
